What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...