Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...