New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.