Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...