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A bumper sticker
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Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
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Bees
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What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...