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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
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Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
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Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
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Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!