Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...