Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
Special High Intensity Training – S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...