A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...