Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...