A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...