The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!