What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
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Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...