The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
My boy(s) Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.