Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!