The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...