The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!