Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...