Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
English is very strange
|Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words...