Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...