When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...