Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.