Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...