Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...