Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...