Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...