Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Battered women?
In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of batteredwomen.And to think…...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...