A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!