Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!