Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...