Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.