The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...