Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...