Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!