One is negative one
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Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
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Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
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“Fresh in from the JokesGalore.com News Wire…”According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
The Perfect Day
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