An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...