Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...