Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...