Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...