Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
The Snow White Ad!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come...
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...