7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
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Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
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What is the oldest profession?
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Bragging Mothers
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Polak, Italian and Mafia
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An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
General’s Funeral
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Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...