Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...