Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...