Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Golf in the Bedroom
Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...