Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
It was the age when knighthood was in flower…
It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...