It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.