A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...