Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...