A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...