Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...