Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...